We were invited to a neighbor’s house for fish tacos. I was pretty worried about how this was going to go down when I lead my three kids into his nicely-decorated, child-free home. I breathed a sigh of relief when even my three year old loaded up a second tortilla with grilled halibut and tomatillo sauce. If you know anything about the eating habits of small children, you know that mostly their tastes run to mac and cheese and chicken nuggets. I find my children’s taste in a variety of foods to be impressive. I’m breathing a sigh of relief because right now we look like a sophisticated little family. Later in the night when I find myself saying “Okay, you’ve marked the neighbor twice now. Everyone knows he’s your territory.” and my seven year old lowers his leg as he is led away on the end of a dog leash by the three year old, I know our cover has been blown.