I'm Maya, aka Zombie Mom. I’m a 29-year-old living in the South, pretending to be a respectable wife and mother of three. I’m a homemaker, I drive my kids around in a mini-van, I volunteer at the elementary school, and I do it all to a constant soundtrack of Rob Zombie and Puscifer. I always have a book close to hand, usually something terrifying, and there’s no pen in my purse but there is a set of demon teeth. Hey – you never know when you might need a set of red plastic demon teeth. This is the mini-me of my blog at MayasMind.com